"I definitely had a thing with Kristen. Your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number."

- Robert Pattinson

"I think when Kristen and I were finally done, we had additional shooting to do after in the Caribbean. It was so nice that maybe I felt like crying on that one."

- Robert Pattinson on his last day of shooting for Breaking Dawn (x)

"On the honeymoon, Edward insists they play a lot of chess to avoid… other things [laughs]. I read that in the script and said, ‘Come on! Kristen looks so amazing in these little nighties. I don’t think chess is what’s on his mind.’"

- Robert Pattinson (x)

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eclipse DVD commentary. rob’s in LA, kristen’s in toronto. 

rob: it’s like the most depressing story in the world. you got this little guy coming around with his shirt off all the time, it’s like it’s so close to reality. there’s always some punk who wants to get up in your business all the time. and then-

kristen: what are you talking about?

rob: what are you talking about?

kristen: how does this relate to your reality?

rob: see and girls can never understand it, literally you can only talk to guys about it cause girls never get it, cause girls are like “why!? i should be able to do whatever i want!” (laughs) and the guys like, “well i’m in love with you, you’re supposed to respect that.” it’s like, you can’t just keep going off with the naked guy all the time. if i started hanging out with girls with their boobs out all the time, you just would not like it. 

(long pause)

rob: *boobs*

kristen: (laughing) are you drunk right now, seriously? 

rob: i’m just so tired. 

kristen: you have like a pack of heineken next to you, i know it.

rob: no i’m not. i don’t have to drive.

kristen: i don’t know if that’s such a good idea.

rob: i’m not drinking! i swear to god. i’m just sitting in a room by myself, it’s so easy to go nuts.

(Source: goeller--coaster, via violetdark)

"She would say me, but I reckon it’s her. If either one of us catches the other one doing it, we’re like, Jesus Christ, is that what you’re looking at? And the other one’s on their phone pretending to text. I look up my competition more than she does. I’m incredibly shallow. I think she just looks at herself."

- Robert Pattinson on who googles themselves more, him or Kristen Stewart.

"Mackenzie’s great. She’s really cool, she’s really smart. She’s earned a lot of money out of us swearing around her. I mean, I do it by accident—and especially Kristen does it by accident because she apologizes and she’s like ‘uhh..aah…ooooh’—she can’t stop doing it for about fifteen minutes; [Mackenzie] just waits there like that. (holds out his hand)"

- Robert Pattinson, on how his and Kristen’s onscreen kid differs from them (Live w/ Josh Horowitz 03/11)  (via drowninginit)

"I was calm and collected, and then we do this thing where we’re pretty much making out."

- Robert Pattinson, on his responsively R-rated Twilight audition with Kristen (Harper’s Bazaar 2009)

(Source: drowninginit)